Dave Chappelle’s Funny Ass Shit Triple Threat Prank
Dec 18

Some really good insults! the best kinds are the ones that get you confused, or the ones where you think that the insult is a compliment! PS THE LAST ONE COULD BE BOTH! SUBSCRIBE! TEEEEEEEEET!

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25 Responses to “Worlds Greatest Insults! Jokes”

  1. Biohazard725 Says:

    1:12 Haha!!

  2. primolander Says:

    The mistakes one with the parents was genius.

  3. shortshorts27 Says:

    your mom is like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready 2 blow

  4. chamoguamblood Says:

    your momma is like a christmas tree cuz all da boys hang there balls on her

  5. thetitan916 Says:

    whats the difference between a roster and your mom a roster says cockadodoldo your mom says anycockwilldo

  6. jamaljimi Says:

    your so stupid u threw a rock at the ground and missed.

    you looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

  7. 4ss4ss1n4t0r Says:

    Were you born on the highway? Cos that’s where most accidents happen.

  8. 4ss4ss1n4t0r Says:

    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

    Even if you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.

    Have you wondered how your life would turn out if you were given enough oxygen at birth?

    When god was throwing intellegence down, you were probably holding an umbrella.

    Are you wearing a mask?

    Is that your real face? It’s not halooween yet you know.

    If your iq was twelve, you’d have to grow two more
    fingers to count it.

  9. 4ss4ss1n4t0r Says:

    When you’re naked, you’re dressed to kill.

    Do you need a license to be that ugly?

    Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

    So, how do you find earth?

    I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

    You should learn from your parents mistakes – use birth control.

    You should have been named ”Oops!”.

    Sure I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

  10. 4ss4ss1n4t0r Says:

    Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

    Looking at you turned me gay. (To girl)

    Are you first in your family to be born without a tail?

    It’s ok, i know you really arn’t that ugly, cos nothing can be that ugly.

    Heres 20 cents call all your friends and give back the change.

    Don’t let your mind wander around, it’s too small to be let out on it’s own.

    You have an iq starting with a decimal point.

    Your iq is off the charts! At the bottom.

  11. 4ss4ss1n4t0r Says:

    You’re so stupid she would starve to death in a supermarket.

    I’d like to look at it from your perspective, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

    Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

    Your mother’s like a gas station, pump and pay.

    Your mother’s like an npc from Maplestory, 10 mesos a screw.

    I thought I was ugly till i saw you.

    You must really hate God for what he has done to you.

    I would never rape your mother knowing that you would be the result.

  12. Loochism Says:

    if your small say: if i wanted your opinion i’d climb up there and get it

    random ones:
    as an outsider what do you think of the human race?
    do you forgive nature? you know what it done to you?
    She ahs the sort of charm that rubs off with a tissue and cold cream…
    On your birth certificate it says “expired”

  13. PANCHOSEXCNESS Says:

    if i cood go back in time id warn the doctor not to drop you

  14. rkeener33 Says:

    quote Churchill much?

  15. Skylicide Says:

    your a good example why some animals eat there young

  16. Fullmetal1111 Says:

    Nice! ^_^

  17. BH061595 Says:

    that was stupid

  18. clustoballs Says:

    nice job these r funny

  19. pro018 Says:

    haha! thank you, had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasnt it .
    haha

  20. a1b248 Says:

    @Dcustudios3 : yeah these are really really good lol but if he had of slowed down just alittle i would have got it abit better cuz for osme of them i had to go back and re-listen a few times, but great video

  21. DaNtHeMaNrULeS Says:

    haha stay with me, i want to be alone

  22. ebildude1000 Says:

    huh?

  23. Dcustudios3 Says:

    at first when he started saying more than one real fast, i was like what?

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  25. xbox360major Says:

    I accidently called your boyfriend gay

    he hit me with his purse

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